Nobody expects the spontaneous donation!
A surreal way to get rid of some money — just because. Go on, click that button. You know you want to.
Gimme Some Money!Why Donate? Because...
What Our Victims Donors Are Saying
"I donated $5 and immediately grew a third eyebrow. Best decision ever!"
- John C., Professional Crocodile Wrangler
"After giving money, I was knighted by the Queen of Lemons. 11/10 would donate again."
- Anna B., Time Traveler
"I clicked that donate button and suddenly my parrot came back to life!"
- Eric I., Dead Parrot Owner
"Worth every penny – it kept the cartoon foot from squashing my house!"
- Graham C., Foot Dodger
"I gave money and now I can speak fluent dolphin. It's a strange side effect, but I'm not complaining."
- George F., Dolphin Whisperer
"Donated and now every time I sneeze, confetti explodes from my nose. It's a bit much, but I’m not mad."
- Susan M., Confetti Enthusiast
FAQ – Foolishly Absurd Questions
Certainly! We accept gold bars, but you’ll need to bury them in your yard and train a carrier pigeon to deliver the coordinates to us. Chickens are accepted only if they can do basic math.
Our lawyers (a gang of hyper-intelligent fruit bats) assure us that donations are deductible in the Galactic Empire tax code. On Earth, results may vary.
Excellent question. Probably buy a really big avocado or fund research into teaching cats to sing. Rest assured, it will be squandered absurdly.
Oh absolutely – it will help someone get a fancy new hat. (We’re not saying who. But it’s totally someone.)
We tried that once; it caused a rip in the space-time continuum. So... better not.